Freshmen Year
[X] got brainwashed in orsem (obvious ba? )
[X] had at least one gay fil or english teacher
[X] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit (i had to buy this book "relasyon" for fil11 that we never at all read)
[ ] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep. (never had it!)
[ x] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked. (hey, i went it didnt suck, AAWGAF!)
Score: 4/5
[X] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit
[X] never told your parents about the lab breakage (hahaha)
[ ] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty.
[ ] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying.
[ ] never knew the difference of each SOA org
Score: 6/10
[X] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory.
[ ] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams.
[X] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis. (di naman. mga every other day)
[ ] tried to get in ADS and CADS, only to get yourself humiliated.
[X] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people
Score: 9/15
[X] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good.
[X] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party.
[ ] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus. (hahaha)
[X] Realized that your research topic in english sucks.(But it was timely! It was so Comm! It was so TV! Politics! hahahah)
[X ] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress. (meron ba?)
Score: 13/20
Summer
[X] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000.
[X ] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg.
[ ] attempted to take a class with airconditioning
[X] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject.
[ ] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.
Score: 16/25
Sophomore Year
[ ] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him..
[ ] ... But you failed to do so.
[X] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history (i got them both, and i cant believe, uncle fester, you're part of this thing.)
[X] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously.
[X] Have considered shifting.
Score: 19/30
[X] Already have a favorite spot in the Lib
[X] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy.
[X] Knows the best place to take a dump.
[X] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish.
[ ] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore
Score: 23/35
Junior Year
[X] Took Fr. Dacanay
[X] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end.
[ ] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly.
[ X] Began writing long rants in your blog. (Pero hindi philosophical. And lahat private. hahaha.)
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class.
Score: 26/40
[X] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan
[ ] Never went to Manang's ever since. (di naman.)
[X] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper.
[ ] Didn't care to vote anymore.
[X] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes.
Score: 29/45
Senior Year
[X] Resisted going to a Call Center (oo. haha)
[X] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic
[X] Found out that there's actually a hell month
[X] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement.
[X] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem was over
Score: 34/50
Bonus (1 pt each):
[ ] Was/is a dormer
[ ] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab
[X] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply. (kapalmuks ako sa multiply kasi kita kung pumunta ka hahaha)
[] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source. (maayos naman ibang entries eh)
[ ] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game. (never. hahaha)
[ ] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball.
YOUR GRADE:
46-50 (A) : You're hardcore!
43-45 (B+) : Pretty hardcore!
39-42 (B) : Not bad!
35-38 (C+) : The typical Atenean! yay!
30-34 (C) : You suck in a nice way! *hugs*
25-29 (D) : You buy A-Shop merchandize so that people won't notice!
Below 25 (F): You're from Lasalle! Why the fuck are you taking this survey?
TOTAL: 35 (C+)
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